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S​.​N​.​A​.​G. / Crazy Ladies

by Blüddypŏp / Lip Retraction

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Travis Alexander lived in Mesa, Arizona, where he had a lady caller who he called his ‘Three-hole Wonder’. She drove from California so that she could suck his boner, but his friends became concerned about her worrying persona. Turns out, they were right. Travis planned to take a flight with another woman and he felt the wrath of Jodi’s spite! An immoral Mormon love affair, he blew ‘enormous loads’ on his willing ‘whore’. Trav would have soiled his sacred underwear, if he only knew what horrors lay in store. Jodi Ann Arias = the ever-smiling narcissist. Her story so unscrupulous; she told so many lies to us! For one last time, Jodi played seductress: luring Travis to his mattress for blowjobs and camera flashes. After they were done, Travis washing in the shower, Jodi took one last snap. Then she started slashing. Not shy of the press, her aim only to impress. The preening murderess with zero intention to confess. Jodi Arias: the girlfriend so nefarious. For Travis, it was disastrous. His house needed cleaning afterwards!
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This is the story of Stephany Lazarus, the maniac cop who was quite hazardous. Young Lazarus, she liked rooting a fellow, name of John Ruetten. But this tryst would come to a close as, fatefully, to another he proposed. Her name was Sherri, they should not marry. John should pick Stephy. She begged him, “Pleeeeease!”. Fuelled by rage and jealousy, Stephany staged a robbery. Broke right in, attacked Sherri. It must have been quite scary! She wanted her dead, definitely, as she discharged bullets (3). She stacked some items near the TV, then the crime scene she did flee (Quickly!) Decades went past, Lazarus never paid... Until forensic testing of some DNA, that came from a bite mark that she had inflicted. Which, much to her surprise, got her convicted. They took her service weapon and calmly sat her down. On the scent of Sherri’s murder, like a bloodhound. When the two detectives went to town, Stephany began to frown. With a history of causing fuss and muss, no way the other cops could trust Lazarus’ lies. So scandalous, her excuses were extremely suss.
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Elizabeth Holmes: The founder of Theranos. I speak in low tones, spinning my lies. Delivereth quotes with large large eyes and lip gloss. I’m dressed like Steve Jobs - Your investment is wise! It's my own design, I have no remorse. Help you to decide to help me make the most. With ‘one tiny drop’, I want to change the world! What I really want out of life is to discover something new. Something mankind didn’t know was possible to do. Entrust your blood to therapy in the nanotainers we propagate. Believe in the diagnosis. Probing questions I must negate. It's a bad design, there is no recourse. Bullshit in disguise helps me make the most. What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? The failure of Theranos. Convicted of fraud and selling a lie. Will jail be my home with a sign in the cell: “Do, or do not do, there is no try”?
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Roll up with some pep in your step to marvel at The Trial of Heard & Depp! Hear recordings of harrowing sounds: Screaming, and objects thrown around. See the contorted pouting and frowns, carrying on like a carnival clown. It’s a media circus, so come on down - we promise the zaniest show in town! Have you heard about the court case, so absurd? Amber Heard: The wife from hell on earth! For our next act, we do propose that Heard be clinically diagnosed. The defamation claims were flawed and shady... You can draw your own conclusion. A case of horrific domestic abuse, with no love left to lose. 'Turd' is the word; everybody’s heard about the turd laid by the bird named Amber Heard… Right in Johnny’s bed! The relationship was so unhealthy. One young, one old; both drunk and wealthy. A union so damaged, there was no hope. Going at at each others’ throats. Bottles flying through the air, but Amber doesn’t care

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released August 26, 2023

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